Auggghhh!

Alright, so everything is falling into place, soon it will all come to pass... bwa ha ha, oh, so I got Spanky accepted. The CRO was nice enough to tell me that the posters should be done by THIS WEEKEND in order to be approved in time. Gah. So I plan to do many as I'm sure very few will actually be accepted.
The overall plan (because confomity looks good) is to have solid black bars on the top and bottom with white writting inside (the top being larger than the bottom) and also have a smaller banner at the very bottom with "Spanky for Prez" or something like that. Inside each will be the picture, with no print (I think simple is good).
The ones I have thus far are:
1. VOTE FOR SPANKY - he knows where you live (with him standing in front of a house)
2. SPANKY'S ANGRY ABOUT TRANSPORTATION - free parking and Upass (with him sitting on a car, there will probably be more of an explaination then just this)
3. SPANKY - sleeping with Profs so you don't have to (with him in a 'nudie' pic and a Prof in the background holding a sheet with an A-)
4. SPANKY LIKES YELLING - bigger more ineffective protests (have a picture of quilting for quality with an elephant)
5. SPANKY KNOWS PEOPLE - who have hot twin daughters and power (have shaking hands/playing golf with Bush)
6. SPANKY WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY - but at least he'll be honest about it (have his face on a dollar bill and something to the effect of 25 straight years of tuition increases)
7. SPANKY CARES ABOUT YOUR SAFETY - traffic lights and hall monitors in CAB, HUB, and V-wing
8. IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR CHINA - it's good enough for us, no photocopy laws (him with textbooks on a photocopier)
9. SPANKY CARES ABOUT STUDENT LIFE - something about Aramark, fun and games in bathroom stalls, and 'Dawin had it right' healthcare
10. SPANKY WANTS TO HELP BOOST SCHOOL SPIRIT - replace Guba and Patches with real bears
11. SPANKY WANTS ANSWERS - like 'Why don't we use our SLO-POKE reactor to hold countries hostage in exchange for tuition money?' Spanky, asking the questions other candidates don't think of
If you have any to add, please leave a comment, otherwise I'll just stay up really late working on these